LETS START BUILDIN SOME HURTIN BOMBS!!! YEAH!

todays blog (movie review) is on the movie Rocky Balboa written and directed by Rocky himself Sylvester Stallone! Rocky is much older now and reminiscing on the past and now owns an Italian restaurant and Adrian has passed away... so sad. There is a computer simulation of a fight between Rocky and an undefeated boxer Mason Dixon who is 33-0 and rocky wins the simulation and it stirs up some commotion you better believe! Mason Dixon's manager comes to rocky and asks him for an exhibition match (there's a joke where some announcer calls it an execution match and i thought that was pretty witty) and rocky thinks it over for a minute and then accepts. So he goes and trains and starts buildin some o dem hurtin bombs to drop on top of Mason Dixon's headquarters. (yes see hurtin bombs to drop on his headquarters. I'm not quite as witty as the announcer) After the training montage with the classic rocky music and throwing around kegs and chains in a warehouse rocky is read to unload his hurtin bombs!

Well I just had to say that training with kegs, and heavy chains is a bad ass way to train. Unfortunately the heaviest thing i have is a monitor. I guess i could start buildin some moue clickin bombs lifting it over my head and possibly taking it off the desk and putting it back.

I was not expecting much from Rocky Balboa and was surprised i ended up enjoying the movie and wondering whether throwing those Kegs and heavy chains around for a couple weeks would pay off. The fight is pretty good and lasts awhile also and has you cheering for the rockster himself (i made that nickname up because a boxer should have ster at the end for his nickname).

On another note i have to say that watching boxing in real life is incredibly boring and nothing like in rocky! Real boxing consists of punch, circle around, circle around, circle around, punch, grab on to the other boxer against the rope for 5 seconds and then repeat. I saw the old Rocky movies before i ever saw boxing and ended up yelling at my television that it was nothing like when rocky fought a Russian who could punch a wall and have the computer simulate his strength off the chart! Maybe the boxers on television were training with bike chains and beer cans and just couldn't put up a fight like Rambo.

I give Rocky Balboa the heavyweight title for best boxing movie of the year. i was pleasantly surprised!

OH LAWDY!! HALLELUJAH!! PRAISE JESUS!

Since today is Sunday and i missed out on front row seats at mass i'll write about the movie Jesus camp. Jesus camp is a documentary on kids from all over the United States who go and attend a camp in north Dakota to become the next big evangelist. The camp is ultra right wing conservative fundamentalist christian and these kids are all brought up with the "all fags are going to hell" "evolution is Satan trying to trick you" "abortion is the devil killing babies" all the life lessons kids should learn at an early age.

When kids are this age whatever is being told to them or done to them is what shapes them as a person for later in life and when you home school a kid and teach them "christian science" and "faith" as the subjects for school and cram all the crazy fundamentalist beliefs about abortion, evolution, blacks, electricity, Starbucks, or anything else they might hate down these kids throats they just absorb it all and don't question it. What's so discouraging about this is that its no different then telling your kid at age 3 and on that you were born on the planet Neptune and sent over by markalth the king of the Neptunian's because you were not fit to live on Neptune and then teach your kid that TV is what the Neptunian's enemy Bargash uses to destroy kids brains. The point is that you can tell a kid the most bizarre, crazy bullshit stories and morals and they will just take it all in with no questions asked then later in life be completely crazy and start preaching about the Neptunians. Doing this to kids is a form of abuse.

At this camp they have the kids do things such as paint their faces and dance as christian warriors to some bible music, put tape around their mouth with the word "life" and yell at the devil about abortion, smash glass cups with "evil" things on them, speak in tongues while doing crazy prayers and yell and cry. Just let these kids stay at home and watch some cat dog, eat corn dogs, and learn the drug trade business all the activities kids should be doing at this age! instead of smashing cups with the word gay on them while yelling and crying at Satan about not being tempted. These kids miss out on being kids and get brainwashed and it is extremely unhealthy and camps like this need to be closed down.

I give Jesus camp a A+++++ would do business!! highly recommended!!! eBay ranking.

Huh? What the hell is going on? It was a dream this entire time?

Yesterday i watched the movie Mulholland Dr. directed by David Lynch. It has a score of 7.9 with 53 thousand votes and is the top 244th movie on imdb which i guess is supposed to make the movie good because it has good stats or something.

Well anyway on a sidenote my opinion on rating things that are designed for entertainment such as movies, music, TV shows, porn, lighting bums on fire is bullshit. Something that one person finds entertaining, stimulates their ears or other body parts, finds funny, etc there are thousands and thousands of other people that have the exact opposite reaction. Another thing on Imdb or other rating sites is that there are thousands of people who will either vote the movie a 10 or 1 which also doesn't make me take the ranking of the movie seriously.

Yeah so Mullholland Dr. is a movie about a women who gets in a car accident and suffers amnesia and then stumbles into town and stays with a family and meets another women named Betty who is an inspiring actress and the two form a lesbian relationship. Then there is another 2 hours of confusing plot holes, plenty of side plots of other characters, and just plain weird shit. It does have a couple Lesbian and *schlick *schlick scenes with Naomi watts so not all of the movie was bad and i was able to follow that side plot of the movie. I guess most of David Lynch's movies are confusing like this one and this will probably be the only David lynch movie i watch unless he gets into lesbian porn.

I give Mullholland Dr. a .69 out of 3.14159 for the lesbian scenes